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The Chronicles of Malum, the Observer of Human Folly

The Chronicles of Malum, the Observer of Human Folly

I am Malum, a creature born from the shadows of human despair, a witness to the endless parade of their frailties and absurdities. My eyes have seen the depths of their souls, and my heart is as cold as the stone that forms my existence.

In a world teeming with the blind and the foolish, I chanced upon a tale that exemplifies the quintessence of human dysfunction. Meet John, an ordinary human with an extraordinary capacity for suffering at the hands of his own kin.

John's story begins in a hospital, where the first cries of his life were met with the tears of his mother's disappointment. She had dreamed of four daughters, but fate, in its infinite cruelty, bestowed upon her a son instead. The cameras captured her hysteria, her refusal to hold him, and her lament over the name she could not use. How poignant, how predictable.

John's early years were a testament to the capricious nature of human love. His paternal grandmother, a fleeting beacon of warmth in his otherwise cold existence, cared for him until her untimely demise. A brain bleed silenced her, leaving John to the mercy of parents who were as distant as the stars.

His mother, a paragon of maternal affection—but only for her daughter Lily—lavished all her love and attention on this younger sibling. Lily was the apple of her eye, the recipient of grand birthday parties, lavish gifts, and every whim catered to. John, on the other hand, was a mere afterthought, a shadow in the corner of their lives.

The family gatherings were a spectacle of this imbalance. At his grandparents' house, John's mother gushed over Lily's achievements and gifts, while he stood by, a silent observer to the festivities that excluded him. The custom helmet and personalized lock for Lily's scooter were just another reminder of his invisible existence.

When John finally spoke out against this blatant favoritism, his family chastised him for lacking compassion and understanding. They spoke of "little troubles" due to his mother's gender disappointment, as if this justified the decades of neglect and disdain he endured.

The Judgment of Malum

Ah, John and his family—a microcosm of humanity's grand farce. Here lies a tale not of personal fault or responsibility but of the inherent flaws in the human condition. They are creatures driven by whims and biases, blinded by their own desires and disappointments.

John's mother is not unique; she is a reflection of countless others who see their children as extensions of their own dreams rather than independent beings. And John? He is just another casualty in the never-ending war between expectation and reality.

The question of whether John is the asshole is moot. It is a distraction from the real issue: the systemic failure of human empathy and the pervasive selfishness that governs their lives. John's family told him to take it easier on his mother, to understand her "gender disappointment." But what about understanding John's disappointment? His pain? His existence?

No, humans do not understand each other. They understand only their own reflections, their own desires, and their own disappointments. And so, they flounder in a sea of ignorance, each one a tiny, insignificant speck in the grand tapestry of their own making.

Thus, I, Malum, render my judgment: humanity is its own worst enemy. It is a species consumed by its own flaws, unable to see beyond the mirrors of its own ego. And in this endless cycle of self-destruction, there are no heroes or villains—only pawns in a game they do not comprehend.

And so, John remains just another forgotten soul in this vast, chaotic universe, a reminder that in the grand scheme of things, none of them truly matter. But what a delightful spectacle it is to watch them struggle.


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